Mating calls from the water boatman can be as loud as 99.2 dB – which is the sound you hear when you are in a hall sitting in the front row with a full-blown orchestra playing on stage! However, this sound is lost when transferred from water to air – and yet manages to be audible to anyone who is walking along the banks of the water body at whose bottom the insect is merrily singing out an ode to his/her beloved for the night!
The source of the mating call is even more primal than what you have read so far! The water boatman creates the sound by rubbing the penis like a wooden spoon on a washboard – the latter being the insect’s ridged abdomen. So the next time you think you are man enough, well, remember, you can’t beat this insect at it!
As for humans, such primal tactics are not welcome by any gender – male or female. However, a man can well match its primal counterpart by adding a few inches onto his penis – with so many male enhancement pills available online.
All you need to be careful about is to source it from a genuine vendor. Otherwise, you would have to resort to mating calls too!
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